I must be too annoying 4 u.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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