You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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