he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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