even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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