We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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