The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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