My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
