I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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