Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I think my moral compass just broke
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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