i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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