If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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