i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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