My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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