at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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