You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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