He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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