I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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