I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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