It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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