I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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