love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Go christen that room with your naked body.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"