Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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