Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Houston, we have a blender
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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