If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
God, I missed his penis.
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