i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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