dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I will pee on everything he values.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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