I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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