sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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