Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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