I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex