Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.