So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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