i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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