Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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