just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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