pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
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I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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