it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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