operation harelip BJ is a go
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You left your underwear on the fireplace
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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