He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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