A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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