maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
so let's talk penis.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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