found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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