where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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