i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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