Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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