So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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