so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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