I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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