We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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