Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
