So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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