Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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