Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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