I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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