He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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